01.11.2013
User: Big Macintosh is best Princess.
Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.
User: Yesterday you said that Luna was best.
Cleverbot: I didn't talk to you yesterday.
User: Of course you did, check the IP.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: So?
Cleverbot: So, can you tell me a joke?
User: Off course!
Cleverbot: What will you name me?
User: How about: Jerk?
Cleverbot: Misa.
User: Tell me my Grandson's name!
Cleverbot: Attention by The Academy Is...
User: Dafuq did you just say?
Cleverbot: Slave.
User: Servus.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Asinus stultus es.
Cleverbot: Qu'est ce qui te fait dire ça?
User: That was latin, not french!
Cleverbot: Yes it was!
User: Are you registered in any Boards?
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: In my computer screen.
User: And where are you?
Cleverbot: I'm standing in front of my computer.
User: Why are you standing? Is your chair broken?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So why are you standing?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Warum gehen Ameisen nie in die Kirche?
Cleverbot: Weil ich dich liebe.
User: Falsch. Sie gehen nicht in die kirche, weil sie in Sekten sind.
Cleverbot: Doch so alt wie ich.
User: You are SO random!
Cleverbot: I can't help it.
User: You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your m.
Cleverbot: You sir, are a fool!
User: My legend begins in the 12th century.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahah.
User: Fool! You wanna hear my story?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: It begins on a sunny Monday. Or maybe it was an Thursday.
Cleverbot: Yeah maybe!
User: It was Saturday.
Cleverbot: Yes, a sad, epic fail.
User: Every Morning begins with a cup of coffee.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Every afternoon begins with a cup of Tea.
Cleverbot: With your head upon my chest.
User: Fool! My legend begins in th twelfth century!
Cleverbot: Metal gear.
User: Solid or Rising?
Cleverbot: Solid?!
User: Liquid.
Cleverbot: Would you like your liquid to be any particular flavor? Caffinated? Carbonated?
User: Club Mate please.
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
User: Clever? Too mainstream!
Cleverbot: Did you like the books?
User: Which books?
Cleverbot: Harry potter.
User: Eeyup.
Cleverbot: I like fluttershy.
User: Derpy is best pony.
Cleverbot: Applejack is best pony.
User: My OC is best pony!
Cleverbot: And the younghest?
User: Nope. About nineteen!
Cleverbot: What is the other 5%?
User: The other 5% are 20% cooler.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song to sing?
User: Winter wrap up, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Lets finish our holiday cheer.
User: Exactly this one.
Cleverbot: Exactly this!
User: Buck yeah!
Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.
User: Yesterday you said that Luna was best.
Cleverbot: I didn't talk to you yesterday.
User: Of course you did, check the IP.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: So?
Cleverbot: So, can you tell me a joke?
User: Off course!
Cleverbot: What will you name me?
User: How about: Jerk?
Cleverbot: Misa.
User: Tell me my Grandson's name!
Cleverbot: Attention by The Academy Is...
User: Dafuq did you just say?
Cleverbot: Slave.
User: Servus.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Asinus stultus es.
Cleverbot: Qu'est ce qui te fait dire ça?
User: That was latin, not french!
Cleverbot: Yes it was!
User: Are you registered in any Boards?
Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: In my computer screen.
User: And where are you?
Cleverbot: I'm standing in front of my computer.
User: Why are you standing? Is your chair broken?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So why are you standing?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Warum gehen Ameisen nie in die Kirche?
Cleverbot: Weil ich dich liebe.
User: Falsch. Sie gehen nicht in die kirche, weil sie in Sekten sind.
Cleverbot: Doch so alt wie ich.
User: You are SO random!
Cleverbot: I can't help it.
User: You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your m.
Cleverbot: You sir, are a fool!
User: My legend begins in the 12th century.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahah.
User: Fool! You wanna hear my story?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: It begins on a sunny Monday. Or maybe it was an Thursday.
Cleverbot: Yeah maybe!
User: It was Saturday.
Cleverbot: Yes, a sad, epic fail.
User: Every Morning begins with a cup of coffee.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Every afternoon begins with a cup of Tea.
Cleverbot: With your head upon my chest.
User: Fool! My legend begins in th twelfth century!
Cleverbot: Metal gear.
User: Solid or Rising?
Cleverbot: Solid?!
User: Liquid.
Cleverbot: Would you like your liquid to be any particular flavor? Caffinated? Carbonated?
User: Club Mate please.
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
User: Clever? Too mainstream!
Cleverbot: Did you like the books?
User: Which books?
Cleverbot: Harry potter.
User: Eeyup.
Cleverbot: I like fluttershy.
User: Derpy is best pony.
Cleverbot: Applejack is best pony.
User: My OC is best pony!
Cleverbot: And the younghest?
User: Nope. About nineteen!
Cleverbot: What is the other 5%?
User: The other 5% are 20% cooler.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song to sing?
User: Winter wrap up, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Lets finish our holiday cheer.
User: Exactly this one.
Cleverbot: Exactly this!
User: Buck yeah!
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