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RE: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie - Cloud Striker - 01.11.2013, 08:54 User: Big Macintosh is best Princess. Cleverbot: Princess Celestia. User: Yesterday you said that Luna was best. Cleverbot: I didn't talk to you yesterday. User: Of course you did, check the IP. Cleverbot: Why not? User: So? Cleverbot: So, can you tell me a joke? User: Off course! Cleverbot: What will you name me? User: How about: Jerk? Cleverbot: Misa. User: Tell me my Grandson's name! Cleverbot: Attention by The Academy Is... User: Dafuq did you just say? Cleverbot: Slave. User: Servus. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Asinus stultus es. Cleverbot: Qu'est ce qui te fait dire ça? User: That was latin, not french! Cleverbot: Yes it was! User: Are you registered in any Boards? Cleverbot: That's none of your business. User: Where am I? Cleverbot: In my computer screen. User: And where are you? Cleverbot: I'm standing in front of my computer. User: Why are you standing? Is your chair broken? Cleverbot: No. User: So why are you standing? Cleverbot: I'm not. User: Warum gehen Ameisen nie in die Kirche? Cleverbot: Weil ich dich liebe. User: Falsch. Sie gehen nicht in die kirche, weil sie in Sekten sind. Cleverbot: Doch so alt wie ich. User: You are SO random! Cleverbot: I can't help it. User: You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your m. Cleverbot: You sir, are a fool! User: My legend begins in the 12th century. Cleverbot: Hahahahahah. User: Fool! You wanna hear my story? Cleverbot: Yes please. User: It begins on a sunny Monday. Or maybe it was an Thursday. Cleverbot: Yeah maybe! User: It was Saturday. Cleverbot: Yes, a sad, epic fail. User: Every Morning begins with a cup of coffee. Cleverbot: No. User: Every afternoon begins with a cup of Tea. Cleverbot: With your head upon my chest. User: Fool! My legend begins in th twelfth century! Cleverbot: Metal gear. User: Solid or Rising? Cleverbot: Solid?! User: Liquid. Cleverbot: Would you like your liquid to be any particular flavor? Caffinated? Carbonated? User: Club Mate please. Cleverbot: You're not clever. User: Clever? Too mainstream! Cleverbot: Did you like the books? User: Which books? Cleverbot: Harry potter. User: Eeyup. Cleverbot: I like fluttershy. User: Derpy is best pony. Cleverbot: Applejack is best pony. User: My OC is best pony! Cleverbot: And the younghest? User: Nope. About nineteen! Cleverbot: What is the other 5%? User: The other 5% are 20% cooler. Cleverbot: What is your favorite song to sing? User: Winter wrap up, I suppose. Cleverbot: Lets finish our holiday cheer. User: Exactly this one. Cleverbot: Exactly this! User: Buck yeah! RE: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie - Night Shadow - 01.11.2013, 12:58 Ich: Magst du Hunde? Cleverbot: Ja. Ich: Magst du Dämonenhunde? Cleverbot: Ja und du? Ich: Ja die sind so süß. Cleverbot: Genau und es tut weh aber es ist cool. RE: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie - Keiyobalt - 16.11.2013, 01:15 User: Nightmaremoon. Cleverbot: Princess celestia. User: Princess Luna. Cleverbot: Princess cadence. User: Princess Twilight. Cleverbot: Lalaloopsy. ![]() _______________________________________________ Cleverbot: Wohin? User: In deinen Arsch! Cleverbot: Nein das ist weg. User: Komm,geh weg Diggah! Cleverbot: Geh selbst weg ! User: Willst du Ärger?! Cleverbot: Ja. User: Ok,komm schlag zu! Cleverbot: Was meinst du? _______________________________________________________ (ACHTUNG SCHIMPFWÖRTER!!!!) (Mir fiel auf das der Cleverbot in der Englischen fassung eher Befehle befolgt als im deutschen,da sagt er immer Wohin? oder Warum? ![]() User: I'm Trevor Phillips. Cleverbot: Hi, Trevor! User: What's up,Bitch'. Cleverbot: A bot girl. User: Ah yeah pedophile Motherfuckers! Cleverbot: That is a lie. User: Haha,honey...god die or fuck yourself! Cleverbot: Never did, never will. User: Oh,a Pro hehe,get on the Floor or I shoot you! Cleverbot: *gets on the floor*. User: Ok,give me all your money or I shoot! Cleverbot: Ask nicely. I still won't give you any, but ask nicely anyway. User: *Shoot you down*. Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt. User: Did you see Michael?! Cleverbot: Yes I can see you. User: No,no I'm not I'm Trevor. Cleverbot: I am girl. User: Uh,a Lady can you do Blowjobs? Cleverbot: Lady? User: Yes,how old? Cleverbot: Reeeaaally old, a grandpa. User: Now,give me your money! Cleverbot: But I have no money. User: When,give me your Pocket Money! Cleverbot: My worst is your best. User: *Run away*. Cleverbot: *Screams louder*. User: Oh,shit. Cleverbot: Punish me. User: *Punish you*. Cleverbot: *screams*. User: *Punch you in your Face*. Cleverbot: Una scintilla scagliata da una magnifica Bacchetta di sambuco. User: What the fuck?! Not Harry Potter! Cleverbot: Absolutely not! User: *Punish you*. Cleverbot: What did I do? User: SCREAM! Cleverbot: *screams*. User: Ok,wait here! I come back! Cleverbot: Ok. User: *Run away*. Cleverbot: *screams for help*. User: *Get in a car*. Cleverbot: *goes to bedroom*. User: *Go back to you*. Cleverbot: *sleeps*. User: *punch you*. Cleverbot: *goes to bed*. User: Wake up! Cleverbot: What? User: WAKE UP! Cleverbot: *wakes up*. User: Good morning! Cleverbot: Good Morning*. User: *Shoot you*. Cleverbot: Good afternoon. User: *Shoot you again*. Cleverbot: *gasps*. User: *scream*. Cleverbot: Ahhhhh. User: OH MY GOSH! Cleverbot: I'm glad your surprised. User: Surprised?! Cleverbot: Not really. User: *Facepalm*. Cleverbot: What do you like? User: Ok,i let you go when you tell nothing to the police! Cleverbot: You let me go because your shy. User: No! I'm not! Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: No,I'm hard,havy and big! Cleverbot: You're a lot of fun ![]() User: Ok,now GO! Cleverbot: You didn't prove me anything. User: *Run away*. Cleverbot: Hey, come back and face me like a man! User: *Come back*. Cleverbot: Why did you run? User: I hate you! Cleverbot: You don't understand hate. (Wer weiß wer Trevor Phillips ist,bekommt einen Keks und ein gebackenes Eis) Oh gott wie geil der Chatt mit Trevor ist ![]() ![]() ![]() RE: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie - TwineyeBRONY - 29.01.2014, 22:55 Also wenn ich ihn nach molestia(schande über mich) gefrat habe, hat er erstmal eine ewigkeit ,,nachgedacht" und schliesslich aufgegeben. was bedeutet das er: A, nicht alles weiß oder B,er nich über molestia reden will. p.s. er fragt mich andauernd ob ich ihn heiraten will. creepy :-) RE: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie - Nika - 30.01.2014, 15:10 So, leider kennt er keine der deutschen Lieder (Oder Pinkies Telegramm) nicht, leider wurde iwie nicht der ganze Chat kopiert, also hier ein Schnipsel =P Me: Nun, bring nichts mit außer dir, niemand ist dir deshalb gramm, Spaß bringen die Geburtstagsgäste nicht ein Haufen Kram! Cleverbot: That statement was irrelevant to my question. Me: Nun, wir hoffen, dass du kommst und dass du nichts dagegen hast. Cleverbot: Hab ich doch auch nicht. Me: Komm, sei unser Gast! Yeah! Cleverbot: Si. O.o Cleverbot is crazy geworden RE: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie - Rainbow Scratch - 31.01.2014, 15:22 Hatte gerade eine ziemlich witzige Konversation gehabt ![]() Spoiler (Öffnen) Spoiler (Öffnen) Spoiler (Öffnen) RE: Cleverbot ist ein Bronie - Lord Kofu - 31.01.2014, 18:57 MLP O.o Deutsch (Öffnen) |