Schwarzer Humor

[Simaris]

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[LucasDash]

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[Skorpen]

Call of Putin und mehr
   
   
   

und noch ein Witz zum lesen

Meine Tochter kam gestern ins Wohnzimmer und sagte zu mir: "Papa... streiche sofort mein Taschengeld, vermiete mein Zimmer und werfe alle meine Kleider aus dem Fenster, nimm meinen Fernseher, die Stereoanlage und auch das iPhone und iPod, und meinen Laptop... Gib all meinen Schmuck der Heilsarmee oder ins Pfandhaus. Dann verkaufe mein neues Auto, nimm meine Haustürschlüssel und wirf mich aus dem Haus. Verleugne mich und sprich nie wieder mit mir. Und nicht vergessen! Streiche mich aus deinem Testament und überschreibe meinen Anteil an meinen Bruder." Die Freunde des Vaters fragen: "Wow, das hat sie wirklich zu dir gesagt!?" Naja, sie hat es nicht ganz genau so gesagt...Was sie tatsächlich sagte, war: "Papa, das ist Mohammed, mein neuer Freund."

[Umashun]

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KAUFEN

[Skorpen]

(31.05.2014)Umashun schrieb:  http://dragosweisseecke.spreadshirt.de/m...ze/color/1

KAUFEN

Alter das hole ich mir xD

[Umashun]

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noch mehr

[Space Warrior]

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[Dayvid]

Hey

Ich hoffe mein Witz ist lustig genug. Wenn nicht..dann nicht xD

Warum scheint in Afrika immer so stark die Sonne? Weil die Kinder dort immer schön braf ihr essen auf essen x3

Ich finde diesen Witz schon ein wenig hart D:

LG

Dayvid x3

[LucasDash]

Nur um den T-Shirts zu folgen xD
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep...-mengele-/

[Bahamut RD]

Um mal wieder auf den "wirklich" schwarzen Humor zurück zu kommen.

[Sophor]

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(19.06.2014)Bahamut RD schrieb:  Um mal wieder auf den "wirklich" schwarzen Humor zurück zu kommen.

Da bekommt schwarzer Humor eine ganz neue Bedeutung

[Space Warrior]

(19.06.2014)Sophor schrieb:  Da bekommt schwarzer Humor eine ganz neue Bedeutung

Nein. Weil dieses Wortspiel schon so alt wie Schwarzer Humor an sich ist, dass es schon auf der ersten Seite vorkommt.

Epic Fail, haha.^^

[Nastor]

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1_What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

2_My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

3_What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.

4_Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

5_What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

6_What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

8_How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave.

9_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

10_How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

11_Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

12_Feminism

13_So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

14_Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble.

15_How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

16_What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.

17_So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.

18_How do you kill a redneck? Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

19_What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

20_What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice.

21_How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? Flip it upside-down.

22_Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

23_What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? He broke his nose.

24_How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months.

25_How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.

26_What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A spicket fence.

27_How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch.

28_Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died.

29_What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.

30_What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period.

31_How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

32_What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

33_How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

34_Girls are like blackjack… I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.

35_Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand up.

36_Did you hear the Score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

37_How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

38_What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

39_A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.

40_What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars.

41_How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

42_Whats the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman knew how to dodge a bullet.

43_One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life

44_I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.

45_What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber.

46_What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

47_Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

48_What's the difference between cancer and Black people? Cancer got Jobs.

49_What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? They both had a downey jr inside of them.

50_What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people? Dad.

[Hagi]

Nummer 12

[DwBrot]

Das ist perfekt

[Skorpen]

Was ist seltener als ein Einhorn?

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Ein Türkisches Einzelkind

[Bronydragon]

We already got a gas planet. Why not call it Jewpiter?

Was haben Juden und RTL gemeinsam? - Familien im Brennpunkt.

Wie tötet man einen Grammar-Nazi? Man lässt ihn etwas falsch aussprechen.

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Männern und Frauen? Wenn Frauen Auto fahren explodiert das Auto, wenn Männer kochen das Haus.

Warum sind Synagogen rund? Damit die Juden sich nicht in der Ecke verstecken wenn der Klingelbeutel rumgeht.

Chinesen lächeln, Japaner strahlen.

Dragon:moustache:

[Herr KaLeu]

[Skorpen]

Grad was neues schönes Gefunden xD
(Hoffe der wurde noch nicht gepostet)

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Klassiker, für die, die's noch net kennen