Party DJ
"I am the group?"
Pinkie Pie
"Du begibst dich in die Welt des Schmerzes!"
Die Kastelruther Spatzn
"Am I on the naughty list?"
Molestia
"Lt. Colonel Django hat Gelder aus dem Geheimfond abgezweigt um Prostituierte zu bezahlen!"
"Das ist eine Lüge!"
".. und um Rauschgift für sich und seine Männer zu beschaffen."
"Das ist...Also die Sache mit den Nutten ist definitiv eine Lüge."
Bender
(Kein Gespräch, nur Zitate!)
"Nobody is born on purpose.
Nobody belongs anywhere.
Everybody's gonna die.
Come watch tv!"
Homer Simpson
"Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei. "
Ein neunmalkluger Metzger
À votre santé, mon général!
Santa Claus
"Ich mag zwar so hübsch sein, wie ein Engel aber ich bin ganz sicher Keiner."
Tatshibana Kanade aka. Der Engel
"If I could lick my own pu*sy, I basicly wouldn't need a girlfriend."
Molestia
"Welch Albträume die Zunkunft auch bereithalten mag, es sind nur Träume, verglichen mit dem, was hinter mir liegt."
Freddy
"Hier ist doch mein Ausdruck der Freude am Leben, weil ich damit mich am Leben erhalte.....
und die Gruppe......
Die ich anführe."
Freddy Fazbear
"Manchmal möchte ich ihm einfach seine Spitzohren langziehen."
(Scheiß Autokorrektur. Hier = Gier)
Spocks Vater.
"Ich glaube keiner Statistik, die ich nicht selbste gefälscht habe."
Angela Merkel
„Durch die Macht der Wahrheit habe ich als Lebender das Universum erobert.“
Putin
"Sie standen an den Hängen und Pissten."
Johnny Knoxville
Die Logik ist der Anfang aller Weisheit, nicht das Ende.
Präambel der Verfasseng des Planeten Vulkan.
"Revolution in Deutschland, das wird nie was. Wenn die Deutschen einen Bahnhof stürmen, kaufen sie sich vorher eine Bahnsteigkarte."
- Rüdiger Grube
"My friends, it has often been said that I like war.
My friends, I like war... No, friends, I love war! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.
Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.
I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?
...Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander. …Friends, let’s bring them hell."
Ich weiß, von wem das wirklich ist!
Aber da das hier falsch zugeordnet werden soll, sage ich mal...
Samuel L. Jackson.
"Es sind 106 Meilen bis Chicago, wir haben ein Auto, einen vollen Tank, eine halbvolle Schachtel Zigaretten, es ist dunkel und wir tragen Sonnenbrillen."
"Tritt drauf."